citywitch64:

*takes a fatter bong rip than everyone else I’m with to establish dominance*

i’m feelin really anxious and half of me is like “smoking weed will make it better” and the other half is like “smoking weed will make it worse” smh

neurosquared:

bonerfart:

i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific but i’m not happy with this at all”